Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Ryan can skate!!


Jubilant throngs fill streets as the national deficit is refunded due to the beauty of Ryan's skating ability. Soldiers are expected to return from Iraq within the week as Homeland Security has reduced the national threat level to an 'all clear' green due to a world wide peace-movement brought on by the skating ability of this young man. We can expect many prominent companies to be contacting him shortly about product deals.

1 comment:

Austin said...

That would be truly Amazing.


World peace through Skating FTW